The day I met Sean Connery -- Poetry in motion -- Bathtime -- Gyromancy : a fable -- A night in -- High heels -- A brown study -- 3.30 -- Particle theory -- Tangerines for Christmas -- The gap -- Bluebeard -- Long shot -- Aftershave -- Incomplete -- The tale of the cat burglar and the hair of the dog -- Gabe's notes -- Barry Norman's tie -- Don't sit under the cherry tree with anyone else but me (no no no ...)