Going national -- My success is not determined by who wins elections -- people: think for yourselves or demonstrating absurdity by being absurd -- The state of the union -- Abortion: our next civil war -- In defense of the eighties -- Aids-good money and bad: some help is not desired -- The imperial congress -- Animals have no rights - go ahead and lick that frog -- The saga of Anita Hill -- Condoms: the new diploma -- To ogle or not to ogle -- We need a new national symbol -- Sorry, but the earth is not fragile -- Now we thank people for obeying the law? -- Feminism and the culture war -- Multiculturalism -- The Rodney King affair -- Gorbasms: always fake -- The fraud of homelessness advocacy -- What happened to Hollywood? -- The socialist Utopians -- Who needs the media when they've got me? -- Religion and America: they do go together -- Ronald Reagan: setting things straight -- Year of the outsiders