Imperious jerks: "The masters of the universe" -- Empty suits: "The fashion models" -- Lone wolves: "The fiercely independent" -- Androids: "The blindly obedient" -- Workaholics: "The power-starved" -- Sloughers: "The responsibility-challenged" -- Gatekeepers: " The empowerment police" -- Faultfinders: "The self-righteous" -- Bungee jumpers: "The thrill seekers" -- Perpetual victims: "The whiners and bitchers" -- Colleague slayers: "The backbiters, the rumormongers, and the saboteurs" -- Productivity rebels: "The secretly defiant" -- Temperamental tyrants: "The happiness-impaired" -- Touchy-feelies: "The social workers" -- Frequent fliers: "The entitlement chasers."