Shit & Champagne

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When the drug-lords of the underworld kill your fianc©♭ and your sister, and the cops stand idly by and do nothing, there's only one thing left to do...dance! D'Arcy Drollinger's tribute to female ...

When the drug-lords of the underworld kill your fianc©♭ and your sister, and the cops stand idly by and do nothing, there's only one thing left to do...dance! D'Arcy Drollinger's tribute to female empowerment, television heroines and the low-budget exploitation films of the 1970's, delivers high-kicking, ass-whooping comedy. After her fianc©♭, Rod, and her half-sister, Brandy (the world renowned calf model) are both brutally murdered, Champagne Horowitz Jones Dickerson White (a divorc©♭e and exotic dancer from the wrong side of the tracks) uses 'œall the right moves' to single-handedly take on the largest sex, drug and back-to-school clothing ring in the country, Mall-Wart. But when her best friend becomes addicted to booty bumps and is forced to work as a Mall-Wart brand discount prostitute, Champagne has no other choice than to go undercover and infiltrate the corrupt organization. Using an arsenal of disguises, a plethora of kung-fu moves and a cornucopia of one-liners, Champagne dances her way down the fast and furious road to revenge.

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