Intro -- Do You Like Pineapples? -- Kitchen God -- Memory Piece: Macau -- Memory Piece-Part II: Hong Kong -- I Am a Cucumber Sandwich -- Grocery Shopping in the Desert -- You Are Eating an Orange. You Are Naked -- Lanterns & Letters -- I Am the One Who Waits -- I Am Writing about a Hole -- Kafka's Guide to Love -- Work Cited -- Acknowledgements -- Colophon