Brown shoes don't make it -- Mother people -- Igor's boogie -- Penis dimension -- How could I be such a fool -- Let's make the water turn black -- Oh no -- America drinks & goes home -- Son of Suzy Creamcheese -- excerpt from Music for electric violin and low-budget symphony orchestra (piano with concert pitch melody line) -- I'm not satisfied -- Mom and Dad -- Absolutely free -- Uncle Meat -- The idiot bastard son -- piano introduction to Little house I used to live in (revised)