Cover; Series Page; Title Page; Contents; Preface; Introduction; Shtetl World; Potatoes; Avigdor of the Apes; Toward Lithuania; The Florida Sunshine Tree; Remittances; Leo's Squid; Sovereignty; The Liars; Come on Zion Put Your Hands Together; The Lunatic; Homewrecker; One Good Reason Why Not; Midhusband; The Porchies; The End of Anti-Semitism; Things That Are Not Yours; A Bisel This, a Bisel That; The Yehudah Triangle; Money; Lonely, Lonely, Lonely Is the Lord of Hosts; The Afterlife of Skeptics; The True World; Acknowledgments; About the Editor & Contributors