Recently I passed a kidney stone that looks like a shark's tooth -- My kidnapper gives a really good backrub -- Looting -- I am committed to getting you your heroin at the peak of its freshness -- The Monroe family bed wishes to die -- Yes, I totally spaced telling you about the lair in my basement -- Javier -- I only have sex with ladies named Jean -- The future -- James, I cannot even begin to imagine who threw a bag of shit into your dishwasher -- The bear -- A toast to Randy, the oldest son of my secret family -- The lady at the temp agency said I wasn't supposed to let you guys out of your cages -- The hookers in my neighborhood really love my chilli -- Sorry, but I just can't marry a woman that doesn't look hot on the jumbotron -- I am so sorry that my homing device was chafing your ankle -- My codpiece smells like soup -- Get in if you want to live -- My best friend Joe looks like Handel and I look like Beethoven