The monster in the wood -- Fudgey and Santa -- Even though I wasn't a rabbit, I was somebody -- The celebrity and the fan -- Chickens -- Wasps -- Small victories -- Lewd and lascivious conduct -- Liberals -- Gee, can I have your autograph? -- Sharing -- The facts of live -- The tasteful transvestite goes to the Vatican -- Ain't -- Flossie, harelip, and other non-bunnies -- An actor prepares -- Dazzling sunbeam -- Diversity day -- The way we really live life -- It wasn't Adam and Steve -- It's only a game -- A murder story -- Don't open this box -- Heidi Guttmann, B. A. -- The housewife and the homosexual, twenty-five years later -- Victim of B.J. -- His aching man member -- The boy with the Catholic nose -- Smug