THEMILLENIUJM
IAT much heralded stae ofaffairs, themillenium. whenthe existing order shall be upset
and Carl Russell Fish shall abjure loud ties, arrived last winter, and scarcely caused amur-
mur outside of the skyrocket column. We were just getting used to the Boshesiki when
the said milleniuiarrived to make its home here, and soit isnot to bewondered at that itwas-
hardly noticed. Much had been said about what events would murk the advent of the aore--
mentioned millenium such as that everybody would love his neighbor instead of his neighbors s
-girl, and that we would be able to pick our living offthe trees agin,instead of utof somone's
else pockets, but we, being an engineer, knew better, and laughed up our sleeves at the smug
prophets who thought that the morning the millenium started they would be waked upbya a
winsome angel who came to bring them their breakfast in bed.
wAh, no! We knew farbetter,. According to atradition handed down to usfrom St. Patrick,-
wewr orecognize the fateful day by the fact that the Law Shop would be closed and the Engi--
neering building would be invaded by co-eds, who would take possession withoutnmolestation by
-the dazed Engineers. Ah! Signs of intelligence begin to make your face unrecognizable It-
-dawns upon you that we are right. "Astounding."you say, "Marvellous!"  You are right, but
-not so fast, Rome was notbtuilt in aday.nor overnight, either. All is not over,yvet. One
-thing is lacking to make the thing complete, and that thing is the enrollment ofN'McNutts cElrov,
-R. L.Jones C. Vrooman. Prof. Hobbs and S.II 11\dams in the institution across the lake Thev
-have done nobly, and the state should keep them there as areward fortheir efforts.  \e are-
patientlyaitin forthitt happen sowe candic
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