Satire
(As our censor \would like to have it.)
THINGS WEWOFLD LIKE TO SEE
A Kappa without a fur coat.              3. A. 1). G. without a bathtub.
2 AGamma Phi without a muffler.         4. A satire section without a censor.
5. A Phi Bete with brains.
HEf:  "What timei is it?"
HE(just pledged): "Thcta clock.
hen is a fish not a fish?
hen it's Carl Russell
SHE (at mixer): ''I live at Barnard I fall."
I I(a frosh): 'Flaw! I law! Sounds just like Harnyard Ilall.'
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Nu     H  h\ 3 1  t it  ..  t  I in  it- h  I
'Ihingn \cCOldo wIthout h(      l
Ilasevr and Garfield
1. Fussing        5. Cands.
2.\Mlted Milks.    . Ice cream
3. Knitting       7.  igaret t,
4. Dancing        8. Beer.
Mary had a little lamb
L  doubtles" hou have heard,
She didn't like it so she swapped
It tor a dodo bird.
S11m: \hen is an eight aclock not an eight a'clock.'
IEI: When yourc late.''
sii: 'No. On Sunday morning.
-hen is a prof not a prol?
hen he'sa fish (Fish).
FROSI I T1RADITVI(NS
Said the man to the mouse:        -   -  -
I m going to catch vou."
Saiid the mouse to the man:
Aw,close \our trap.
T IIMS \'E DO     'T LIKE TO SEE
1 A con on a quiz paper.       3. The Lit.
2.  s ummons from the Dean.    4. Our name in skyrockets.
5. Our girl when we're with a tel-op.
Ain't them Alpha Gamrs awful exclusive, though'
Ain't them Kappas just the oppositec                           Pressing the Button
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