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SILLY GO\ERNMENT ASSASSINATION
THE UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN
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Cognomen.
The name ot this di organization ought tobethe Silk Government Assassination of the Fmale
\omen Co-ed Stewdents of the Lniversalitv of \\iconsin.
ARTIH:AL TOO.
Dijections.
The objections to this parody on an organization will certainly e that it tries to regulate the
daily life and habits of prayer of women who have mothers at home who allow them to stay out
as late at night as they please: that it is to eused for political purposes by the handful of women
who mis manage it that it tries to increase their sense of responsibilitv towards one another
when they hae no sense to begin \ith, and that it tries to he a mediumv b\ hich the social stand-
ards of the Iniversitv can be made and kept high--out of sight, in fact.
ART1IAL T1RL II.
All women of the Lniversalitv shall, should, or ought to be ipso facto, in toto, e pluribus
onion, delirium tremens members of the Assassination. Graduate stewds will not be asked to
pay S. G A duesh ecause it is realized that there is no use trying to fool them any longer
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