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ARTICAL FOR.
Ossifers.
The ossifers of this affiliation shall consist of Ruth Stole, as president, and-and-and the
others are immaterial.
L  ( Y-ILAWS.
1. All girls of the Iniversit are requCsted to leave all parties in
a sober condition in time to make their eight o'clocks the next
morning. if possible.
2. No girls in the I'nitersit\ shall attend any mid-week
MIiddleton parties unless the% have the sanction of the Unitersity
authoritie and the assurance' from them that the place is all right.
3. An annual. weekly tax of four bits shall be levied upon every
-                                   woman in the LniversitY.
4  All womnen Student, not liv ing at homec. or anywhere else that
is considered respectable. that is to sat.omen livingin  In
houses, in any of the sororitv houses, or in Barnvard hall or Dad-
burn hall, shall be required to observe closelt the model houserules
of the Silly Government Assassination fo thepurpise ofFinding
out whether or not there is an\ hope for the author of said rules.
This fine point has never vet been settled to the satisfaction of some
of the women.
"It  ou lIn  C  ul e hai r
HOSE RILES.
T he members of our house. including the cat and the clock, are requested to adopt and bring
up the following rules, which have great strength in Barnyard and Dadburn halls:
Quiet hours are to be observed whenever you feel like cutting loose a bit.
Men may be received from eight to twelve on any evening on which you do not happen to
-          haie a date.
Bedroom slippers and wristlets must be worn after ten oclock. Liniment must be rubbed on
the chest exery time somebody in the housecoughs in order to keep the lungs in good condition
to ward offan attack of the con.
Swimming practice in the bathrtcms must cease at eleten p. x. Bathing after cleven is only
an affectation, anyway.
Curtains must always be pulled down previous to sitting down before ,our dresser to doll up,
becaue state secrets nrust be kept at all costs. If you have false hair, or teeth, you needn't tell
the world.
Never consent to ride with a man after nine oclock in the evening (or morning, either, for
that matterI) unless he has at least a Packard to do the honors with. It would be cheapening
yourself to jolt along the drie on a beautiful moonlit eening in a Ford. (This rule is rather
hard on Verne.)
No picnic parties for two will be tolerated. Don't be stingy.
Rules to be decided by each individual house.
1. Bathrooms. At some houses the girls prefer to cover up the dirt "ith powder and paint,
thereby saving on soap and water. So it is left up to the individuals whether or not bathroxms
are to be demanded if the IinnladY.
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