It Is Funny About Ambitions!
It ah  s., is the maidcn itah appealing eyes
\nd the gentle little conjidential air
:                       kho wants to be a cave woman, and have her man
Lead her to the altar by the hair.
\nd it alwas is the woman with the mission style chin
\nd the build of a suffragette
X/hose only aim is to go through life
7  \ssomeone's drooping violet.
Invariably the woman with thefog horn voice,
\nd thejace like a subway sight
\\nts to sing the leading part in the home talent show
/n the baze of the cold foot-light.
iut leave it to the woman with the Amazon frame,
\ho has to pay two pennies when she chances
/I. ascertain her weight at the weighing machine,
To ride on her partner whn sheJ/eoncc.
And the Wimmin Aren't the
Only Ones Either!
For there's old Johan, the~i i/ pal,
Xkhom all this year we saw
Training twelve long hours a day
To be a Theta-in-law.
\nd little Dave Weiss, the whole day long
(  sbrowsing about the Journalist' s shop
H/ wants to be the organ of the Socialists;
I/ dl have to be an organ with a tremelo stop.
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